* Don't steal, the government hates competition
* When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
* A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
* Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
* Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
* Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
* I see you next to never, how can we say forever...
* Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
* Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
* Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.
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