* Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
* Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
* I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of
beer!
* Dont steal, the government hates competition
* If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
* Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
* Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
* The higher you are, the farther you fall
* Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
* When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
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