Funny Sms

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Hot Msn Nick Names

* Don't steal, the government hates competition
* When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
* A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
* Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
* Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
* Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
* I see you next to never, how can we say forever...
* Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
* Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
* Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.

Cool Msn Nick Names

* Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
* Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
* I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of
beer!

* Dont steal, the government hates competition
* If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
* Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
* Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
* The higher you are, the farther you fall
* Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
* When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

Every body loves you

Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.